Once in a blue moon a great criminal is born. He is fearless, careless and shameless! He steals, cons, cheats and gets away with it. He is TEES MAAR KHAN. TMK and his gang - Dollar, Soda and Burger - have managed to keep the police the world over on their toes. Then one fine day, international antique smugglers, the Johri Brothers, assign Tees Maar Khan the biggest con of his life -- rob antiques worth 500 crore rupees from a heavily guarded moving train. Will Khan and his merry gang with some unwitting support from his wannabe-actress girlfriend, Anya and a greedy Bollywood superstar be able to pull of this heist and live off the proceeds of their ill gotten gains for the rest of their days?